20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (September 10, 2022)

Are you emotionally prepared for this listicle, friends? We know that we warn you about it every single time, but we simply must do it. We must warn you. The following listicle may trick you with its title, but just because it is full of teeny weeny kittens doesn't mean that it's not dangerous. In fact, that makes it even more so. The smaller a kitten is, the more power it has. It has the power to make us aww uncontrollably. It has the power to make us want to immediately go to a shelter and adopt a kitten. It even has the power to make us write this listicle every single week.

We're whipped for these awwdorable palm-sized kittens, friends. We have lost the battle. They have won. And if you continue onward, you will lose too. It's inevitable. These kittens are too cute to handle. They're so cute, viewing them should be illegal. So, continue at your own peril, and if you find yourself in a shelter later today, trying to decide if three kittens are too many to adopt, don't say we didn't warn you.

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"Is he illegal enough?"

via u/Nyxot

Yes! Yes, he is illegal enough. He is too illegal! How dare you show us this? Do you want our hearts to explode?! Not only is this kitten tiny, it's also a void, and its eyes are also voids, and its tongue is too sharp and cute. What are we supposed to do- somehow survive this cuteness? Impawssible.
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02
"Smol Criminal Cheezit yells MORNING FRENS!"

via u/eusevia

Oh… Oh no. We can already see the kinds of crimes that this criminal will commit in the future. Better get rid of your alarm clock already, human. This kitty will clearly be replacing it before you know it. Prepare yourself for 5am wake-up meows so intense you'll begin to question the meaning of cat ownership before you know it.
03
"This is Ferdinand. He is Smol."

via u/HollySnow3
04
"Breaking and Entering (my heart)"

via u/starstarstar42
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05
"Not even one month old and already a hydrohomie"

via u/ClosingFrantica
06
"Extra Smol Criminal Cheesepuff holds me hostage while she snoozes. See her tiny blep!"

via u/eusevia
07
"Tiny twin beans that’ll be ready for adoption on Halloween! (Foster beans) what should I call this tiny creamsicle duo?"

via u/hunnyymustarddx
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08
"Taking her straight to jail"

via u/purplegorillasalt
09
"Odette is not only illegally smol, but also illegally cute!"

via u/ViscousCerebrum
10
"the criminal that stole my heart"

via u/honeydewmyenemy
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11
"The smollest of Mom’s litter"

via u/sidheinsidhe
12
"Guess I’m not doing anything this Saturday."

via u/_no7
13
"3 weeks into her life of crime"

via u/liverichly
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14
"He's caught!"

via u/Lyricpara
15
"My new pair of criminals"

via u/PhirePhrey
16
"2 Day old Foster Kittens. Guess how many smol ones there are?"

via u/hypobole
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17
"Thumbelina may be illegally smol, but she also has illegally big mittens!"

via u/ViscousCerebrum
18
"Lil airplane ears"

via u/soleilflower
19
"Super smol sleeping"

via u/iariasl313
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20
"Neighbors small void trying to cross the border illegally. Border guard Freya on duty."

via u/Munnin41